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Max Black: Hi, what can I do?
you do?

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I mean, what can I do for you
do,

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without doing anything?

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[laughter]

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Woman: I'll take the citizen with me
Fries.

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David: She takes it with salad.

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[laughter]

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Woman: But I want fries.

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David: You want her,

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but you don't need them.

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[laughter]

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Woman: Okay.

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Then salad.

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I have to.

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Caroline Channing: Hi, how
is your name?

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David: David.

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Max Black: David,

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You should go.

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[laughter]

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David: Excuse me?

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Max Black: You want to

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that she eats salad,

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she wants you hair
get

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Neither will happen.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Yes, it will
don't work.

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With you and the French fries lady.

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Well, maybe at most for
a week.

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Or a year.

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Max Black: It depends
she was abused as a child.

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Caroline Channing: But
at some point she will settle down
They fall.

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Probably in the
Darkness.

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Probably with a knife.

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Max Black: And she will be yours
cut off an egg.

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Or both.

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Caroline Channing: And if you
then are eggless,

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then you realize how unimportant
French fries are.

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[laughter]

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David: She takes the fries.

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Max Black: Yes, she does.

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Caroline Channing: We are
not great.

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We have the dignity of a woman -

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and a man's balls
saved.

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Max Black: Yes, I ask Oprah,

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whether we have our own talk show
get.

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[laughter]

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[music]

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Han Lee: It's come to this.

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The owner serves at the
tables.

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Barack Obama cleans the toilet
in the White House?

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[laughter]

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Something's wrong here.

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Earl: Where you're right, you're right
You right.

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I got one ten minutes ago
Ordered coffee -

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and you still have it
not brought.

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[laughter]

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Han Lee: Too many guests.

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The place is smoking.

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Earl: If there's something to smoke
gives,

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forget the coffee.

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[laughter]

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Ladies, you're late.

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And our dear garden gnome

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is in a really bad mood.

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Max Black: Why, he's teething
again?

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[laughter]

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Han Lee: Ah, hello.

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Too late again.

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A whole ten minutes.

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In Korea they would now be yours
Skewer heads

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and present it outside.

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And you still have to
work.

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[laughter]

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It's not coffee yet
been prepared.

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Max Black: Come back
Get down, little Hulk.

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prepare coffee,

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is clearly the responsibility of the
Day waiter.

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Don't blame it on us.

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It's not our fault,

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if you have incompetent staff
set.

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[Laughter]

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Han Lee: No chatter,

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you two are making coffee now.

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Max Black: Hire one
new daytime waiter.

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Caroline Channing: And if you
already

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make some renovations,
Han...

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How about a new one?
Coffee machine?

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This one comes from one
Edward Hopper paintings.

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[laughter]

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I was the only one here
a museum?

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Uh, sorry.

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I was at Ikea in the
Picture department, sure.

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Han Lee: What if I told you

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I've already got what you need
wanted.

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Caroline Channing: Ne high-end
Cappuccino-Maschine?

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Han Lee: Sure, kid
Blonde.

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I should just buy one,

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damit ihr sie für euer
You can use the cupcake shop.

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Caroline Channing: What to think
You from us?

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Unless you're okay with it.

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[laughter]

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Han Lee: No, I mean that one
neuen Tageskellner.

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Er ist in der Küche.

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Geht und lernt ihn an.

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Max Black: What about that one
Typen,

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den Sie feuern sollten?

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Den haben wir geliebt.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Okay, we
go train the new guy.

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But because of the coffee machine.

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How about we half-half
do?

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Max Black: We can do that
not afford.

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We can't even agree
Quarter or an eighth...

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...or whatever after that
comes afford.

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Caroline Channing and Han Lee:
sixteenth.

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Max Black: Great, get married.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Now we have everyone
Minority covered.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Hi, you are
Definitely the new operation.

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Luis: Ah, the two girls,

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who can teach me,

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right?

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Yes, I'm Luis.

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Caroline Channing: He has Luis
or did Luise say?

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Luis: I'll be with you immediately.

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I have to dry the stuff briefly
let.

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Max Black: Oh, I'm waiting too
always until the stuff is dry.

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That's more polite.

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[laughter]

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I'm Max.

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Luis: Oh, Max is funny.

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Look at this.

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Oh, that's how she hides hers
pain.

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I understand you.

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Oh, you two are fast.

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A little Barbie.

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What did you have done?

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Uh, me?

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Nothing, but thank you.

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I'm Caroline.

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Luis: Nice to meet you.

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But we won't be friends.

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I don't like to commit myself.

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I never have.

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I have been a waiter for 27 years.

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Max Black: Me too
for 27 years.

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And I'm only 26.

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[laughter]

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Luis: I never tell
Personal.

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So don't ask about mine
Dude.

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I'm 53.

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[laughter]

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Only my face is 5.

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Caroline Channing: You see
fantastic.

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I've only been waiting tables for two
years.

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My baby is ours
Cupcake shop.

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We are currently having a sale...

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Luis: Sweetheart, sweetheart.

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Nobody cares
your life.

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I won't tell you anything about myself either.

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Did my father take care of mine?
7th birthday -

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head shot off?

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Yes, but that has nothing to do here
search.

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Max Black: And I'm in
you in love.

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Luis: Don't do that.

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Don't fall in love with me.

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Do you know these gays

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who don't like women?

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I'm one of them.

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[laughter]

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[cell phone ringtone]

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Caroline Channing: Is that the one?
Sex and the City theme song?

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Luis: Of course he is.

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I am a Charlotte.

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Caroline Channing: Exactly how
me!

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There aren't many of us.

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Max Black: I am all of them
dead girls from American
Horror stories.

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[laughter]

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Well, then we'll see you
introduce a round.

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Follow me, Charlotte.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: I born
not up because of ours
Coffee machine.

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I penetrate Han for so long

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until he starts crying.

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Yes, I know how that works
has listened to.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Okay, Luis.

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This is the table distribution.

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Four-person tables in the front, in the back
the twos.

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Front or back?

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Luis: Please,

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nobody presses this
$25,000 face

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into a pillow.

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[laughter]

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Guest: I would like to order.

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Max Black: Luis,

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how about you the table
do.

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You have to learn this and I have
no desire.

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Earl, the new guy is from the other guy
shore.

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And my new best friend.

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Earl: Oh, I dig those
gays.

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From an old crack den in
my neighborhood and

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they have a cheese shop
made.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: In the cheese shop
it's supposed to be really good crack
give.

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[laughter]

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Guest: What is it?
Daily recommendation?

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Luis: What does it say?
Blackboard?

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[laughter]

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Max Black: And fully trained.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Max, Han has
said no.

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But we need them
coffee machine,

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for our business,

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if we ever go to Starbucks
want to keep up around the corner.

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Or the one around the other corner.

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Or the one around the other corner.

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Max Black: Or the one right now
is built in my ass.

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[laughter]

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What? This is premium building land.

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Everything in Williamsburg is gone.

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[laughter]

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Oleg: Caroline, you need
a coffee machine?

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I could give you one cheaply
get.

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I know someone there.

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Or do you need clean urine
or a mini pig?

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I'll get that for you too.

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Luis: Oh, my God.

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Who was that?

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Max Black: Oh, that.

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This is Oleg.

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He is the cook.

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Luis: He's sugar.

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[music]

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Caroline Channing: I am like that
excited.

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Our new machine is coming
every moment.

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Our lives become one
Beat much more cappuccino.

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Or should I say -

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“Our lives become frothy
become beautiful?"

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Max Black: No, you should
say nothing about it at all.

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And because of this special price,"

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that Oleg promised us and

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I'm always in a threesome
the first to come and

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and I don't kiss.

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Caroline Channing: During the day
It's really hot here.

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Max Black: Take off your clothes,
little mouse.

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Get naked.

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Oleg: Here she is.

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Closes the window -

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and shut up.

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Max Black: Well,

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to be honest,

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I expected exactly that.

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Oleg: Close the window.

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Caroline Channing: Oleg, where
did you get that?

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Oleg: Shut up.

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Caroline Channing: They are
Sirens?

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Oleg: Shut up.

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Caroline Channing: You haven't
User manual?

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old shut up."
Oleg: The instructions say:

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: We want to
not them,

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if it is stolen.

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I still have one today
bad conscience -

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because of the Bambi video,

269
00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:45,633
that I stole from a girlfriend
have.

270
00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:46,233
[laughter]

271
00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:47,867
Oleg: I don't have it
stolen.

272
00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,167
I got it from a man
bought,

273
00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,000
who stole her.

274
00:07:50,033 --> 00:07:51,500
And sell them for a profit
further.

275
00:07:51,767 --> 00:07:53,167
That's how the Armenians do it.

276
00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,133
[laughter]

277
00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:55,633
Max Black: You're not
Armenians.

278
00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:56,333
Oleg: I'm just saying,

279
00:07:56,367 --> 00:07:57,900
that the Armenians do it that way.

280
00:07:57,933 --> 00:07:59,300
[laughter]

281
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,067
It costs $600 in the store.

282
00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:03,500
But I give it to you for free,

283
00:08:03,533 --> 00:08:04,800
if you do me a favor.

284
00:08:04,933 --> 00:08:05,967
Caroline Channing: For free?

285
00:08:07,233 --> 00:08:08,800
Okay, I guess Max can do it
get it for you in the room there.

286
00:08:09,033 --> 00:08:09,667
[laughter]

287
00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:11,433
What?

288
00:08:11,467 --> 00:08:13,167
Now I've seen her and
wants to have her.

289
00:08:14,033 --> 00:08:14,467
Max Black: Okay,

290
00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,333
I already know

291
00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:16,267
why I take this pill
have lifted.

292
00:08:16,433 --> 00:08:17,167
[laughter]

293
00:08:17,867 --> 00:08:18,933
Oleg: Talk to Sophie.

294
00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:20,900
And find out if I'm still there
have a chance.

295
00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:21,533
But don't say

296
00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:22,733
that I am interested.

297
00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:24,000
Do it discreetly.

298
00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:24,967
Caroline Channing: All right.

299
00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:26,033
And Oleg,

300
00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:27,067
I'm touched.

301
00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,200
And surprised.

302
00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,033
I didn't know

303
00:08:29,067 --> 00:08:30,467
that you know the word discreet.

304
00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,967
Oleg: Oh, yes, I have one
Foreign word calendar

305
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,067
next to my bed.

306
00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,533
Right next to the fart dispenser
with pineapple lubricant.

307
00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,867
[laughter]

308
00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:42,467
Max Black: In case

309
00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,067
that you get hungry and horny.

310
00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,567
[laughter]

311
00:08:46,967 --> 00:08:48,333
Caroline Channing: Max, why
did you take them?

312
00:08:48,433 --> 00:08:49,900
You don't have to have sex with him.

313
00:08:50,067 --> 00:08:50,633
Max Black: I know.

314
00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:51,500
I'm celebrating.

315
00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,733
[music]

316
00:08:57,033 --> 00:08:58,333
Max Black: Hey, I think so
simply none
Instruction manual -

317
00:08:58,367 --> 00:08:59,500
for our coffee machine.

318
00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,333
Actually, I have too
not searched.

319
00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,967
Someone has a link with it
List of misspelled ones

320
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,233
Tattoos shared.

321
00:09:05,267 --> 00:09:08,233
This chick has a hot grill on
stand on your neck.

322
00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:12,300
Yes, if she likes grilling,
That's fine.

323
00:09:12,667 --> 00:09:13,033
[laughter]

324
00:09:14,367 --> 00:09:15,433
If you want to get through the door,

325
00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:16,200
you have to open it.

326
00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,333
[Laughter]

327
00:09:17,367 --> 00:09:18,267
Caroline Channing: No, me
wait for Sophie.

328
00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,567
She's not at home.

329
00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,133
Max Black: Hey, that's a
huge effort,

330
00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:22,467
just to get something for free.

331
00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,733
I would just go to the store
gone

332
00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:24,567
and had the machine -

333
00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,967
between my boobs
hidden.

334
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:27,567
Caroline Channing: I'll do it
not

335
00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,000
because of the free coffee machine.

336
00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:30,567
I'm doing this for the money,

337
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,667
that we do with the free
Coffee machine will earn.

338
00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:36,633
And, I want Oleg and Sophie
bring back together.

339
00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:37,800
Like in a Midsummer Night's Dream.

340
00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:38,933
I'm playing a game of Puk.

341
00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:39,733
Max Black: Puk?

342
00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:40,833
Are you into ice hockey?

343
00:09:40,867 --> 00:09:41,933
[laughter]

344
00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:44,967
Caroline Channing: I did
only read a book?

345
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:45,800
[laughter]

346
00:09:47,133 --> 00:09:48,200
Oh, there she is.

347
00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:48,900
let me talk,

348
00:09:48,933 --> 00:09:50,000
this is my hobbyhorse.

349
00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:51,000
Max Black: You still have a horse?

350
00:09:51,033 --> 00:09:52,367
What does Chestnut think of this?

351
00:09:53,233 --> 00:09:54,433
Caroline Channing: Tomorrow,
Sophia.

352
00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:55,233
[audience cheers]

353
00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:57,400
Sophie Kachinsky: You have me
caught.

354
00:09:57,433 --> 00:09:59,233
This is my walk of shame.

355
00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,467
You know what that means
right?

356
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,400
I had sex all night long
with a stranger.

357
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,267
Max Black: I had that too
die ganze Nacht Sex.

358
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,233
Or so he said.

359
00:10:08,267 --> 00:10:09,300
I fell asleep at ten.

360
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:09,800
[laughter]

361
00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:11,667
Caroline Channing: Sophie, come on
pure.

362
00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:13,233
We want you something important
ask.

363
00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:14,200
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, okay.

364
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,033
Nur gut,

365
00:10:15,067 --> 00:10:16,433
ich werde es euch sagen.

366
00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:17,833
Ich denke nicht,

367
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:18,700
that you will do it,

368
00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:20,700
with the cupcake business.

369
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,333
Caroline Channing: Not that,
was der

370
00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:23,533
Psychic said in the subway
has,

371
00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:24,700
aber gut zu wissen.

372
00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:26,633
Eigentlich ist es and

373
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:27,800
more of a personal question.

374
00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:28,600
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, okay.

375
00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:29,367
Well, yes.

376
00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,833
I personally think

377
00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:32,167
that you can't do it
will.

378
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,467
In the cupcake business.

379
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,167
Caroline Channing: No, that one
Question is about Oleg.

380
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,300
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, yeah, him
finds that too.

381
00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:39,000
Max Black: Jeez, now ask
she does.

382
00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:39,967
Before she tells us

383
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,133
that we're in a rat hole
end,

384
00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:43,233
where we are in front of our pimp
have to hide.

385
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:43,567
[laughter]

386
00:10:44,267 --> 00:10:45,333
Caroline Channing: Okay, okay.

387
00:10:45,367 --> 00:10:47,067
Sophie, you sometimes think
think about it and

388
00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:48,200
To forgive Oleg?

389
00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:50,000
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, God,
no.

390
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,567
Da hab ich lieber wieder

391
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,433
accidentally had sex with mine
Cousin.

392
00:10:53,633 --> 00:10:54,100
[laughter]

393
00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:56,933
Max Black: I hate it when
das passiert.

394
00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:58,400
[laughter]

395
00:10:59,233 --> 00:10:59,967
Sophie Kachinsky: Wieso,

396
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,633
hat er nach mir gefragt?

397
00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:03,900
Caroline Channing: Oh, no,
nein, nein, nein.

398
00:11:03,933 --> 00:11:04,733
I was just interested.

399
00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:05,900
Er spricht nie von dir.

400
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,133
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, good.

401
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,533
Because that's the past,
Baby.

402
00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:12,867
Oh, no, no.

403
00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:15,600
My Spanx underwear is still in
Staten Island.

404
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,433
Wie dumm.

405
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,800
The good one, you know.

406
00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:19,867
The one with the pee hole.

407
00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:20,767
I have to go get her.

408
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,633
Immediately. Doesn't help anything.

409
00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:24,267
All right, see you then, girls.

410
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,300
[music]

411
00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:31,600
Caroline Channing: Okay, good.

412
00:11:31,633 --> 00:11:32,833
At least it's running now.

413
00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:34,433
But how do we foam the milk?
on.

414
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:35,800
Maybe I have to go there
press.

415
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,133
Hot.

416
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,133
Holy Mother of God.

417
00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:41,167
I have my vagina
steam blasted.

418
00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,067
Han Lee: Max.

419
00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:43,933
Caroline.

420
00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:45,900
Your shift was before three
Minutes away.

421
00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:47,000
Caroline Channing: Whom
interested in cleaning tables,

422
00:11:47,033 --> 00:11:48,767
I probably can't do any
have more children.

423
00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:49,900
[laughter]

424
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,933
Han Lee: What happened?

425
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,800
Max Black: She was the one
Carpet steam cleaned.

426
00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:56,033
[laughter]

427
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,233
Han Lee: Do you have the machine
still don't understand?

428
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,700
I am Asian and a man.

429
00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:04,100
I'm good with stuff like that.

430
00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:04,967
Caroline Channing: Well, Han.

431
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,067
That's really quite
dangerous.

432
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,267
Max Black: Han ist ein Mann,
At least that's what rumor has it.

433
00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:10,467
Let's let him have his luck
try.

434
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,467
Han Lee: Okay, let's see.

435
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,300
This is a button for that
Steam thing.

436
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,267
And that...

437
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,033
[screams]

438
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,033
My neck.

439
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:19,733
Es hat meinen Hals verbrannt.

440
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,533
That was my most beautiful
body part.

441
00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:22,167
[laughter]

442
00:12:23,267 --> 00:12:24,167
Max Black: If you were taller,

443
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,567
it would have hit your vagina.

444
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,600
[laughter]

445
00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:29,967
Caroline Channing: With that
devil machine,

446
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,467
we could have a Grande
Historektomie-Café anbieten.

447
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,133
Oleg: Caroline.

448
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,000
Ich weiß, der Zeitpunkt ist
unfavorable,

449
00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:37,867
weil deine Muschel gerade
was steamed.

450
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,900
[laughter]

451
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:46,567
Aber was hat Sophie gesagt?

452
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:47,967
Caroline Channing: I'm sorry
Sorry, Oleg.

453
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000
Sophie ist drüber hinweg.

454
00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:50,167
Sie trifft andere Männer.

455
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,733
Max Black: Yes, but not in
your area.

456
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:52,933
She's great.

457
00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:55,433
She has the decency to do it somewhere
to do on Staten Island.

458
00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:56,033
[laughter]

459
00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,633
Oleg: She's gone without me
Drove Staten Island?

460
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,667
We wanted the world together
travel.

461
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,400
Max Black: Oleg.

462
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,133
Caroline Channing: Oleg, crying
you?

463
00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:08,667
Oleg: No.

464
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,233
Just a booger problem, otherwise
nothing.

465
00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:10,933
[laughter]

466
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:13,333
Max Black: Says the man,

467
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:14,433
who cooks the food.

468
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,600
[laughter]

469
00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:19,867
Oleg: Hey, what is that?
a room?

470
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,500
Max Black: Uh, ours
Storage room.

471
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:22,033
How come?

472
00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:23,500
Oleg: I'll look at him.

473
00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:24,833
I'm still looking for places

474
00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:26,633
where I have sex with women
can have,

475
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,067
who are not Sophie.

476
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,067
[laughter]

477
00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:31,467
Louis: Is Oleg here?

478
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,833
I thought I had it
smelled.

479
00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:36,567
This delicious mix of...
Man and butter.

480
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,300
Caroline Channing: I think so
Oleg doesn't want to go out yet.

481
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,167
Louis: Ah, the beginning is always
difficult.

482
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,200
[laughter]

483
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,267
Caroline Channing: Really,
Louis.

484
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,467
Oleg is straight.

485
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,000
Wait until you see what
happens,

486
00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:52,233
if I have sausages in
Order lick coat.

487
00:13:52,267 --> 00:13:52,767
[laughter]

488
00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:53,800
Max Black: That's right.

489
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,967
He shows us his every time
penis,

490
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,467
if...

491
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,100
Louis: Ah, ah, ah.

492
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:57,167
Hold the line, ladies.

493
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,000
Maintain the border.

494
00:13:59,033 --> 00:13:59,367
[laughter]

495
00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:01,367
Is it a pretty one?

496
00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:02,733
[laughter]

497
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,033
Max Black: Well,

498
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,433
He has a door with it
opened.

499
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:09,800
Caroline Channing: Hey, Luis.

500
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:10,967
Maybe you can help us.

501
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:11,833
You surely know

502
00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:12,767
how to make a coffee machine
right...

503
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,767
Louis: No, no, no, no.

504
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,400
I work for the diner,
not for you.

505
00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:16,767
Spare me your drama.

506
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:19,033
[Ringtone]

507
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,567
Oh, I have to get there.

508
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,533
This is my mother.

509
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:22,600
She keeps a wake.

510
00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:24,000
But when I was at Starbucks,

511
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:25,133
they had the same machine.

512
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:27,367
[speaks Spanish]

513
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,100
Max Black: No.

514
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:31,900
I don't work at Starbucks.

515
00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:33,400
Caroline Channing: Wanted to
I don't even say that.

516
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,100
Just for two hours.

517
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,967
We'll cancel as soon as we know
how the thing works.

518
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:39,633
Max Black: Hey,

519
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,633
I'm not one to quit.

520
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,567
I'm fired.

521
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,633
This is my hobby horse.

522
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:43,267
[Laughter]

523
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,300
[music]

524
00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:47,833
It's unbelievable how fast we are
were set.

525
00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:49,067
Caroline Channing: But I do
can't believe it,

526
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,400
that I am apron size M.

527
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,300
[laughter]

528
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,100
Max Black: And I can't
grasp,

529
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,600
that I for ne
Coffee shop chain works.

530
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,433
This is the lowest point for me
life.

531
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:57,567
I don't even feel like that
felt,

532
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,733
as my mom called me as
Bet lost.

533
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,833
[laughter]

534
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:02,967
Caroline Channing: Hi, I'll take it
on,

535
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,100
that you teach us.

536
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:04,567
Devon: Yes,

537
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:06,000
and that is unfortunate.

538
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:07,500
My name is Devon.

539
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,933
Max Black: Well, that is
unfortunate.

540
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,067
[laughter]

541
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,767
Devon: Then let's get it done
behind us.

542
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,667
I'm urgently going somewhere else
used differently.

543
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:14,767
Max Black: In your mom's basement?

544
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,467
[laughter]

545
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:17,833
Devon: Hey, no reason
to become offensive.

546
00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:18,700
Max Black: I don't need one
reason.

547
00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:19,600
I like to do that.

548
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,000
Caroline Channing:
Sorry, Devon.

549
00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:22,033
It's not easy for her

550
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:23,167
because your name is Devon.

551
00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:25,333
Devon: And what are you two?

552
00:15:25,367 --> 00:15:26,400
Female writers?

553
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:27,133
A folk duo?

554
00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:28,233
Or just bitches and

555
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:28,900
[laughter]

556
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,567
Max Black: Exactly, you loser.

557
00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,233
Caroline Channing: Max, rip
you together.

558
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:33,933
Just another hour -

559
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,033
and fifty minutes.

560
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,533
Max Black: Okay, now
seriously.

561
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,133
When are you entitled to
Health insurance?

562
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,100
And does this also apply to teeth?

563
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,267
I'd have a dead tooth

564
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,433
and it's just in the way.

565
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:42,267
[laughter]

566
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:44,733
Devon: Insurance kicks in
comes into force after thirty days.

567
00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:46,733
However, abortions are not
inclusive.

568
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:47,700
Max Black: That's no problem.

569
00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:49,233
Our coffee machine did it
that.

570
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:51,233
Devon: OK.

571
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,333
Let's get started.

572
00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:52,767
Listen.

573
00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,033
which we use for everything.

574
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,067
The operation is simple.

575
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,067
Unless you're stupid.

576
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,333
If that's true, tell me
same.

577
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:00,600
Caroline Channing: We are
not your mean stepfather.

578
00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:02,067
Just explain the machine to us.

579
00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:02,900
[laughter]

580
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:04,933
Devon: Watch out.

581
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:06,533
You sound the portafilter in
the group head.

582
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:08,367
For a portion of coffee here
press.

583
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,133
plug,

584
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:09,733
press firmly

585
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:10,733
and switch on.

586
00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:12,033
Caroline Channing: I understand
not a word, you?

587
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:14,033
Max Black: I'm still thinking about it
according to what a group head is.

588
00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:14,633
[laughter]

589
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,133
Devon: You stuff, squeeze,

590
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,167
turns the knob,

591
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,900
chases the espresso thirty
Seconds through...

592
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:20,967
places the steam tap up to the
Half in the pot.

593
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,033
Pay attention to the angle

594
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:23,600
and heats the milk
forty-five degrees.

595
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:25,500
Max Black: Okay, against that
the production of meth -

596
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:26,000
a joke.

597
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:26,767
[laughter]

598
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:28,300
Devon: Syrup.

599
00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:29,467
powder, whipped cream.

600
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,300
It's all here.

601
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,467
Clearly how that works?

602
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,400
Caroline Channing: That's war
I go.

603
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:33,233
I was in Walton.

604
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:34,533
Devon: I went to Harvard.

605
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:35,900
Max Black: And I was in
Youth prison.

606
00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:36,700
Now we are here.

607
00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:37,767
And wear an apron.

608
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,633
[laughter]

609
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:40,733
[music]

610
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:41,600
Devon: a Grande.

611
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:42,433
Double Cap.

612
00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:43,533
Low fat.

613
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,967
Caroline Channing: A grandee,
double cap, low fat.

614
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,467
Max Black: Meow, meow, meow.

615
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,533
Devon: A Grande, Triplecap,

616
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:49,600
without cream.

617
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,867
Caroline Channing: Grande
Triple cap without cream.

618
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,300
Max Black: Meow, meow,
wow.

619
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,600
[laughter]

620
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:54,500
Devon: Grande.

621
00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:55,533
Double soy latte.

622
00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:56,900
Caroline Channing: Grande,
double soy latte.

623
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:57,533
Do you have it Max?

624
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:58,300
Max Black: Nope.

625
00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,100
[laughter]

626
00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:01,533
Devon: Where are the drinks,
Max?

627
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:02,367
Max Black: I'll do it,

628
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,500
Second left.

629
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,700
And once again,

630
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:07,933
I was splashed.

631
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:08,967
[laughter]

632
00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:10,433
Typical for me.

633
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:11,500
Caroline Channing: Come on.

634
00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:12,633
It can't be that hard.

635
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,100
Devon: You two swap places.

636
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,433
I need more napkins
lay out.

637
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,567
The separation support group
is there for women.

638
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,867
And they rob us.

639
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,367
You think they're crybabies?

640
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,400
Wait until we don't have any
Have more cake pops.

641
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,167
[laughter]

642
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,633
Woman: I'll have a Grande
Cap.

643
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:26,000
Triple Choc,

644
00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:27,067
Caff helped.

645
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,633
Max Black: Little slap,
medium scrap tiffpaff.

646
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,667
[laughter]

647
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:33,800
Woman: I didn't say that.

648
00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:35,667
Caroline Channing: Grande Cap,
Triple shot, helped Caff?

649
00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:36,700
Max Black: You're good at that.

650
00:17:36,733 --> 00:17:37,967
Try Starbucks.

651
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:38,633
[laughter]

652
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,067
Caroline Channing: I'm good.

653
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,267
I'm slowly getting the hang of it.

654
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,167
Now all I have to do is...

655
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,400
[screams]

656
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,267
Holy mother...

657
00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:46,733
ouch, that thing has one of those
Hatred of women.

658
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:48,167
We should call it Texas.

659
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,200
[laughter]

660
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:54,833
Or Ohio,

661
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,800
or just almost all of America.

662
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:58,667
[laughter]

663
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:01,067
Greggg: A filter cafe, extra
hot.

664
00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:02,700
Max Black: What's your name?

665
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:03,167
Greggg: Greggg.

666
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,500
With three G's.

667
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,333
Max Black: I'll give them a shot
just a small penis
on it.

668
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:09,167
[laughter]

669
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,500
Greggg: That's rude.

670
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:15,200
Max Black: Now he has one
Hats on.

671
00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,033
[laughter]

672
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:19,167
And he says hello.

673
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:21,600
Greggg: Do you want me to?
Get your manager?

674
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:22,567
Max Black: Yes, in twenty
minutes.

675
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,700
If you have the machine
understood.

676
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,900
[laughter]

677
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:27,867
Woman: Hi,

678
00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:30,633
I would like a low-fat one
Filter coffee

679
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,033
for Vera and...

680
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,733
a large latte for Fran.

681
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:38,500
And a gingerbread latte with me
eleven pieces of sweetener.

682
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,067
Devon: You both can
explain what that is?

683
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,700
Caroline Channing: I think
that is obvious.

684
00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:43,367
Max Black: That's a penis,

685
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,567
who wears a hat.

686
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:46,633
Devon: Why?

687
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:48,033
Max Black: Because he's bald
has

688
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:49,667
and is a little insecure.

689
00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:50,333
[laughter]

690
00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:53,600
Devon: Guys, you're fired.

691
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:54,433
Caroline Channing: Please Devon,

692
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,300
twenty more minutes.

693
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,667
Then I understand this machine.

694
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,467
Please.

695
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,433
Devon: No.

696
00:18:58,567 --> 00:18:59,800
Give back your aprons

697
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:00,833
and your caps.

698
00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:01,933
And don't even think about it

699
00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:04,133
sandwiches for you
to put pockets.

700
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:05,567
Max Black: Impudence.

701
00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:07,500
If I catch him,

702
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:08,567
who put it in there.

703
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:09,533
Devon: Nothing there.

704
00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:10,667
And nothing there.

705
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:11,467
And the cappuccino,

706
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,133
that you made,

707
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:13,833
you can drink yourself.

708
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,267
Max Black: Oh yeah,

709
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,400
something is wrong with it.

710
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:19,033
[Laughter]

711
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,900
My dead tooth hurts.

712
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:23,033
[music]

713
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,500
Caroline Channing: How's it going?
with your milk?

714
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:29,933
Max Black: Really good.

715
00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:31,633
She's doing better than me
thought.

716
00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:32,467
[laughter]

717
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,233
Luis: Hola, chicas.

718
00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:35,733
How's your machine going?

719
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,633
Not that it's me really
interested.

720
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:38,567
[laughter]

721
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,300
Caroline Channing: Oh, that
looks good.

722
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,200
Without me cumming
became.

723
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:43,167
Max Black: It's so typical

724
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,367
that you are happy about it.

725
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,767
I always find that the most beautiful.

726
00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:47,967
Luis: Have you seen Oleg?

727
00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:49,267
Max Black: He's looking for new places,

728
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,467
for his sex dates.

729
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:51,733
Why do you ask?

730
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,500
Luis: Maybe that works for you
what on?

731
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,100
Max Black: You said

732
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,600
have you seen Oleg?

733
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,567
Luis: Totally caught.

734
00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,733
Look at this.

735
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,033
So much pepper,

736
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,533
so much pain.

737
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:04,333
Max Black: Totally caught.

738
00:20:04,967 --> 00:20:06,167
Oleg: Hello, everyone.

739
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,533
Louis: Hola, Oleg.

740
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:10,000
And... Oleg's sister?

741
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:10,600
[laughter]

742
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:12,233
Oleg: This is Sasha.

743
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:13,567
I met her yesterday
bumped and

744
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,267
and a few times this morning.

745
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,600
Do me a favor.

746
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:17,667
Caroline Channing: We should
Don't tell Sophie that?

747
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:18,200
Oleg: Yes.

748
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:18,833
Tell her.

749
00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:20,067
I've completed it.

750
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,167
I have the hole again
filled.

751
00:20:22,633 --> 00:20:23,333
Come on.

752
00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:25,067
I'll take you to your uncle
back.

753
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,667
Before he wakes up.

754
00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:30,000
Luis: Oh, that happens to a lot of people
gays.

755
00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:30,833
They come out

756
00:20:30,867 --> 00:20:31,567
they freak out sometimes

757
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,500
they give in...

758
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:34,633
but I see through him.

759
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,333
I'll be there,

760
00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:37,400
when he's ready.

761
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,300
[Ringtone]

762
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,333
Hola mommy.

763
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:42,533
Max Black: Uh-oh.

764
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,067
Charlotte will be disappointed.

765
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:44,633
[Laughter]

766
00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:46,333
Caroline Channing: I got it
done.

767
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:47,833
I have a perfect one
cappuccino -

768
00:20:47,967 --> 00:20:49,567
more than half of mine
body is scalded,

769
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,700
but it was worth it.

770
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:51,300
[laughter]

771
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,600
And what is he like?

772
00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:55,900
Max Black: We'll set that
small clunk, medium scrap
tiffpaff

773
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:57,267
definitely on the map.

774
00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:59,533
[Music]